We help growing businesses not suck at data privacy
Protect your data, build customer trust and nail compliance with scalable privacy solutions tailored to your business and your customers
Concerned Customers
93%
worry about the security of their personal information
95%
wish companies were more transparent about data collection
92%
believe companies often prioritise profits over data protection
97%
want stricter penalties for data privacy violations
Do Customers Trust You?
Trying to get a grip on privacy and data governance in your business can feel like total mayhem
The global privacy landscape is complex, chaotic and rapidly evolving. It seems like there’s a high-profile data breach every week
Privacy challenges are hard to define and even harder to solve in a maze of overlapping, contradictory and painfully dense rules everywhere you have customers
And every day customers get more suspicious of why you want their data and what you’re doing with it
Welcome to the wild world of Privacy Mayhem
Sick of privacy being a confusing blocker?
Ready to make it your unfair advantage building customer trust?
What’s Your Mayhem?
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Winning business in the EU and worried about GDPR?
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Need a data governance framework for your AI project?
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Time to turn that long, legally perfect and agnonisingly boring privacy policy into something customers can understand?
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Need fun and interactive privacy training to level up your teams?
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Grown your revenue past $3M (congrats!) and now subject to the Australian Privacy Act 1988 ? (yep, that’s the threshold)
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Need some due diligence to nail that next funding round?
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Don’t want to end up a privacy breach statistic?
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Looking for no-nonsense advice that puts your business first with a privacy playbook to support your strategic goals?
WHAT WE DO
Your privacy journey is as unique as your business
We start where you are, show you the way forward, and build what you need to take the next step
Mayhem Mastery
Don’t know where to start? It’s all a confusing mess? We help find clarity in the chaos to master your mayhem
Learn where you stand, what’s next, and what’s urgent to fix right now
- Mapping the 4 W’s Foundation
- Risk Discovery
- Strategy & Governance Design
Mayhem Management
Build privacy into your daily operations
Get your teams the tools, skills and resources they need to keep doing privacy right and keep the mayhem at bay
- Construct Privacy Roadmaps
- Build Operations Playbooks
- Training (not the boring kind!)
Mayhem Minimisation
Never get caught with your privacy pants down
Know exactly what’s impacting your privacy performance and what your data’s doing before there’s trouble
- Privacy Policy Health Checks
- Regulatory Compliance Monitoring
- Incident Response Tabletop Simulations
- Privacy Performance Reporting
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Players’ trust is vital to us, and getting our privacy fundamentals right was critical
Julien
GM – Altitude Games
We’re a team of Geeksperts (geeks+experts – don’t worry, it’ll catch on) who think privacy and data governance should be fun. No, seriously!
We’ve worked everywhere from big name law firms to scrappy tech startups and seen the best – and worst – of privacy in action
We’ve helped Australian software vendors, not-for-profits, entertainers, and tech innovators grow global markets and, you know, not suck at data privacy
We’ve seen it all
So now we’re convinced:
- Privacy works better in human language, not legal jargon
- Straightforward solutions to complex problems are possible when you deeply understand a business and their customers
- Learning about privacy should be fun and interactive – life’s too short to be bored!
LET’S TALK
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PRIVACY TIP: If you don’t need it, don’t collect it
The more data you collect, the more time, money and effort you’ll need to spend securing and protecting